Summer Cold: Vile

T.G. took a break from his school report writing to walk the Dogs of Insanity and Little Guy is in for the night so I can steal a few precious seconds online, wheeeee!
Sadly, I haven't got much to write about as I've spent the past few days dealing with a wicked cold that apparently came from outer space or somewhere equally baffling and vast. I don't recall coming into contact with any sick people. I'm pretty careful about using hand sanitizer after going into a store or public place. Colds don't usually strike during the summer. Logically, I should not have one. I'm blaming the Liberals. I have no proof to back this theory up, but then again, they have no proof of global warming. So there.
Speaking of global warming, I wish to get a windmill. Not that I believe in global warming at all, but I do believe in being a good steward of the incredible planet God gave us. I always run into this weird situation with the environmental eco-people regarding planetary care. See, my whole life I've believed in conservation, organic farming, and respecting the flora and fauna around us. However, I don't buy into much of the baloney we get thrown at us daily regarding environmental concerns. I do buy into common sense. Common sense tells me that it would behoove us to take care of our planet because we have to live here. Our children have to live here. People who are not us or our children also have to live here. Therefore I am going to figure out ways to personally use less fossil fuels. I like animals. I like plants. I don't like eating food full of genetically altered dna and antibiotics. You know each thing you buy at a store gets noted by their computer systems and tracked? If you buy more organic products the store will stock more organic products. Amazing, right?
I think I'm rambling, and for that the Liberals do not get blamed, but the Sudafed does...wait...does that mean I'm blaming Big Pharmaceutical? Hm.
Ah well, I'm off to squirt Afrin up my snout. Hooray!