Recent events have helped me to come up with an idea for the best job ever.
Without further ado, here it is:
I want to be the person who gets to tell couples who have been longing for a child that the bloodwork results are positive and that they are going to finally become a family.
It's a great idea, isn't it? My official title could be The Glad Tidings of Great Joy Bringer. I could do it as simply as call them on the phone and let them know the amazing news, OR I could show up at their house like a Seraph with trumpets and and announce it with total fanfare.
Could any job bring anyone more happiness? Honestly, in what other profession would you jump out of bed every morning and say "This is going to be the best day ever!" It wouldn't matter if it was raining, or if I had a headache, or if someone ate all the good cereal. It would still be the best day ever.
There. That's my idea. What do you think?
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