Sassy Morning

Ever have one of those mornings where you wake up and hit the bathroom and then casually glance at yourself in the mirror to find somehow during the night your person decided it needed to be inside the pages of Maxim magazine? Honestly, this happened to me this morning. And this leaves me in a quandary. How do I get ready for the day and NOT lose my overnight makeover? Usually I wake up in a normal waking up state, hair insane, face puffy, pale, and young without makeup, eyes full of random grit, but this morning I woke up with HUGE Brigitte Bardot hair, pink cheeks, sparkly eyes, and smooth glowing skin. How does this happen? How can I make it happen all the time? Granted I didn't wash my face last night because for whatever reason when I am pregnant I don't produce as much oil on my face skin as usual and washing more than once a day makes me look like the incredible scaly skin-monster. So this means my smattering of origins eye sparkly taupe eye cream has sort of slid and blended around my eyes making them all glimmering and doe-like and haunting. Gracious. I am beginning to get a crush on myself. It is very sad to stand in front of one's bathroom mirror pouting and shoving your hair this way and that for no earthly reason. I have got to get a grip. And a shower.